Here are some of the highlights
1) Interrupted a terrorist cell's pizza order.
2) Prank called Al Jazeera and asked if their coke machine was running. Good fun.
(yes, we know Al Jazeera is a news organization. NSA does what they want).
4) Added your blog posts to a "file" in the "cloud" about you.
5) This gets potentially less funny.
Technically this shouldn't be news to anyone. Revelations about this date back years.
Somehow that's not more comforting.