North Korean Krazy

In a post on BBC linked HERE, a US citizen was sentenced to 15 years for some kind of spying "crap."  I use such random terms, because, well, it's North Korea.  This is step 18 in their ongoing plan to get some food on the table.  If your not up on their methods, hit me up in the comments and I'll build a blogpost showing their history of...

1) Spend all the State's resources on a massive, 50's level of military technology. Note this picture.

"Give me a quarter"

a) Assembled from a filing cabinet
b) A mouse from a stolen computer
c) Connected to "interwebs" with a phone cable
d) Obvious "ooh-ah" response from the peeps.







2) Get really hungry when the weather isn't perfect (ex: massive famines of 90s)
3) Threaten to blow up Seoul / Make nuclear weapon (singular intentional) / Threaten to launch missile (sic)
4) Get fed.

I link HERE to an earlier post... This latest personal abuse just ups the ante. They've done it before, They'll do it again.  Now we have to send in an unofficial ambassador, like Bill Clinton, or this legend.

I'll feed you

Yours, Morrison Luke Smith

Korean Tensions Relax.

Tensions seem to have cooled with North Korea.  Has Un retreated to the misty mountains from which his father sprung?  China told them to cool it?  The article notes that it's "planting season." I assume it's because of his upcoming plans to build a miniature world, that he can then smash But The Un-Zilla is a conundrum, wrapped in an enigma, with a chewy riddle coating.  (Mini sized, of course).

My suspicion is that DC/Beijing have reached out and stuck a pacifier in them quietly and said, yes, we will send you food in a few months, if you just SHUT UP now so it doesn't look like quid pro quo.

And if you DON'T, China will not let you work in our factories, and all those bags of food you that say "USA"?   The ones you tell your people are tribute?

Yeah those.  I hope they are edible.